Show Me Your TDs

• 01CeeDeez Nuts
  1.1Chalupa Batman

  2.1Absolute Piss Missiles

  3.1 

  4.1 
• 02Chalupa Batman
  1.2 

  2.2 

  3.2 

  4.2 
• 03dburkus
  1.3 

  2.3 

  3.3 

  4.3 
• 04The Hungarian Horntails
  1.4 

  2.4 

  3.4 

  4.4 
• 05Abandoned Foster Child
  1.5 

  2.5 

  3.5 

  4.5 
• 06Bbrownszeet89
  1.6Abandoned Foster Child

  2.6 

  3.6 

  4.6 
• 07Absolute Piss Missiles
  1.7mtaffe

  2.7 

  3.7CeeDeez Nuts

  4.7CeeDeez Nuts
• 08k2da0
  1.8 

  2.8 

  3.8 

  4.8 
• 09Never gonna gibbs you up!
  1.9Abandoned Foster Child

  2.9Abandoned Foster Child

  3.9Absolute Piss Missiles

  4.9 
• 10Flahertyk
  1.10 

  2.10 

  3.10 

  4.10 
• 11ASSMAN
  1.11 

  2.11 

  3.11 

  4.11 
• 12mtaffe
  1.12 

  2.12 

  3.12 

  4.12 

Order runs inverse to the current standings, so today's bottom team holds 1.1. A highlighted box is a pick that has changed hands, and names the team that owns it now. Slots 7–12 will be set by playoff finish rather than seeding — the champion picks last. Beyond 2027: 2028 R3 (Absolute Piss Missiles → Chalupa Batman).